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A pamphlet from the nuke-proof limousine advises owners against riding with the roof down.Ho Chi Ming Liberation Press (HLP)
HLP learned from reliable source that the nuclear energy pact recently signed by the US and the Socialist Republic of Vietnam was in fact a smokescreen to transfer US armored limousine technology to Vietnam. However, this is no ordinary technology: it is to build a nuclear-proof limousine that could protect the lives of even the most despicable dictators in the world.
The Saigon Giai Phong news agency, an arm of the Vietnamese communist party in Ho Chi Minh city, revealed on Wednesday that the first customer lined up to buy this marvel of lifesaving technology is no other than Samdec Akko Moha Sena Batt Dey Dec Cho Hun Xen, the illustrious prime minister of Cambodia. At 4AM this morning, Cambodia’s prime minister dispatched Ong Phay Siphan, the spokesman of the Council of Ministers, to line up in front of the deserted office of the NoNuke IzgoodNuke Company to ensure that the limousine orders will be the very first orders received by the newly formed company. According to a street sweeper who was curious to see Ong Phay Siphan standing alone in the early rainy morning and who asked him what he was doing there, Samdec Hun Xen told his spokesman to ensure that six nuke-proof limousines are ordered. It was believed that Samdec Hun Xen intended to order seven limousines originally, one for each member of his family, but changed his mind to six because he remembered that he had disowned his adopted daughter who dared proclaim that she was a lesbian.
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